India has 28 states, eh ?

The states of India are Maharashtra, Madhya Pradhesh, Gujarat, Rajasthan, ......... and SouthIndia.

• The capital of the state SouthIndia is Muddraass.


• Muddraass lies somewhere inside Kerala, and the people of Muddraass talk Muddraasi.


• Kerala can sometimes be inside TamilNadu or outside of it, depending on the position of the sun during the day.


• Andhra Pradesh ? - uhm.. yeah, somewhere on the map.


• Karnataka -? non-existent. Or most likely inside of Muddraass but outside TamilNadu.


• Coming back to Muddraasis : These specimens can speak "Keralite"(Now, that could n't possibly be "Malayalam",could it??) . Oh, I'm confused. Don't they speak Muddraasi ?


• Amidst all this confusion - One thing's for sure - People in Tamil Nadu certainly speak Tamil. The name of this place proves that.


• But then, some Mudraasis may be Keralites, depending on whether you were suddenly reminded of the existence of the 'city' of Kerala the instant you opened your mouth.


• There is no such place as Hyderabad (Forget, for a while, that Microsoft is located there).


• Banglore ? No... I must stop now !


• Certain obvious things that I need not mention here,( but will still do so for the sake of completeness ) : the idli-sambar factor, excessive use of coconut oil, the law-abiding nature of SouthIndian Citizens, the 'never-stick-your-neck-out-for-anything' ness ,and oh yeah - WHAT THE HELL IS "thambi" ?!

Poor PM. He could give up crying over the 11 % inflation and considering uniting all these places and giving them just one single, nice, easy-to-remember name : MUDRASS. And request them to stick to just one language - MUDDRAASI.

Let me know if I have missed out any other symptoms. I'll add them. :)

( Dedicated to OP, MN, TS, PV and all such folk)